An Elf and a Man walk into a bar. A Dwarf walks under it.
Buh-DUM-Bum-BUM.
Thank you, no, really, thank you...thank you so much...it's been a wonderful night...
Have you ever wondered how your own ordinary life might be turned into a stand-up comedy routine? Or a snappy sitcom?
Yeah, neither have I. No, my fingers aren't crossed, that's just a medical condition. Yeah, seriously. Phalanges phuckupus. Trust me: "I'm the Doctor."
Speaking of the madman with a box, I'll bet there are girls out there who are eager to get their hands on a sonic screwdriver...and not to save the universe, oh no.
Too much? Yeah...that's what she said, too.
Buh-dum-bum-bum.
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